Loading ...Santoro Blows The Whistle
Befriending (and sleeping with) Stephanie Santoro has turned out to be a pretty terrible move for Jon Gosselin. If she’s telling the truth, Jon could be in more than just hot water. Stephanie and her mom have been talking, and it isn’t good. And it all makes Jon look like a royal d-bag.
“He told me that he had enough there that when the ball dropped he would have enough to completely screw her over.”
In September, we were told by the mother-daughter team that Jon used the male version of “Don’t worry sweetie, I’m on the Pill” line. He’s assured her that he had a vasectomy done soon after the sextuplets were born, so she didn’t have to worry in the slightest about getting pregnant. We have no confirmation one way or the other on whether or not this is true. But is that not one of the nastiest lines you’ve ever heard? Ick. My stomach’s turning just reading the line – I can’t imagine suffering the horror of hearing it.
Since that line didn’t send Stephanie running into the cold night, we can only start questioning her character. Then after allegedly sleeping with Stephanie 9 times, Hailey caught wind of the affair and left that jerk on the side of the road. Whoops. I mean, she actually just sat him down for a conversation to see if he had, in fact, slept with the babysitter. According to Stephanie, Jon asked her to lie to Hailey and deny ever having more than a professional relationship with the octodad. Hailey bought it and stuck with Jon, thus leading us to doubt in her character as well.
This month brings more Santoro snitching. But now the allegations have taken a darker, and much more illegal, twist. First she’s making comments about his weed habits, all the while claiming absolute innocence of any knowledge of the herb. She said he was “acting funny” and she didn’t know what could be wrong with him, and that she didn’t even begin to suspect marijuana until Jon made a comment to an unidentified friend about the quality of the “stuff”. Hmm. I guess the candy bars and Pop Tarts didn’t give it away.
I gotta say, I’m suspicious. I doubt that she really didn’t know what pot smelled like or how a stoned person looks. One trip to Walmart late Friday night can show you that.
But really, all we’ve heard from Stephanie up ’til this point is just smut. Just rumor mill, gossip grapevine fertilizer. And Jon gives us enough smut to last us until the end of the year.
But wait, there’s more.
Stephanie has also made the accusation that Jon confided in her and told her that he stole $100,000 from one of the couple’s bank accounts. Nice. Very smooth Jon. Was that a pickup line too? And, even worse, she’s claiming that he also bragged about hacking into Kate’s personal online accounts, such as her email and banking accounts. Whoa. If these are all proven true, Jon could be facing more than just some court hearing over missing money.
What a tool.