And don’t even get me started on Jon’s escapades or his recent lawsuit against Kate for the custody of the children. Who’s he kidding? I wouldn’t trust him with my dog, much less kids. I’ve just gotta chalk this one up to yet another publicity stunt. He has been on the back burner lately – I guess he thought it was time to make waves again.

But I digress.

Of course, I’m really here to talk about Kate’s new show, “Twist of Kate”. As I understand it, Kate has managed to land, not one, but two shows on TLC. First, Kate Plus Eight will relaunch (sans Jon of course). This gives the eight yet another chance to have all of America watch as they work their way through all the embarrassing moments of childhood (and beyond in to puberty, perhaps?).

Second, we will all be treated to more Kate Gosselin in Twist of Kate (which sounds like she’s going to be served “on the rocks”). The new show will have Kate hosting as she highlights strong woman figures and their journeys through adversity. My understanding of the show makes it sound like one big Kate worship fest.

Yahoo! News:

“Twist of Kate” will follow the reality star and supermom as she visits the homes and workplaces of her subjects, where she will exchange insights for living.

Her subjects?? I know we’ve all called her a “queen” bee, but seriously, she’s no royalty.

I don’t even want to bother with her “insights”. Go with the $5,000 hairdo, or splurge on the $7,000? Hmmmm….

I guess teaming up on Jon Gosselin during the court days last month really had a way of bringing them together. Their had been rumors of them potentially being an item after Lohan had a tattoo done, and soon after Kate had the same thing inked onto herself.

So…I can’t help but think about how insanely creepy this couple is. Let’s just break down a few facts.

First, Lohan introduces Kate to Jon after the men get all bromancy. Then Kate quits her job over the creep, then is immediately dumped by Jon. Then Kate and Lohan dump all over Jon in court. Obviously the next course of action was for them to hook up. Oh, and have I mentioned that Kate is only 3 years older than Michael’s daughter?

Gross.

“Two different entities sought to solicit his services [for Super Bowl ad spots], but in my view, they were scared of TLC,” says attorney Mark Heller. “In my view, it was a mean-spirited act on [TLC’s] part.” (E! Online)

So far, it’s looking like the answer is no. Or at least, there’s no life after spending 3 years gaining a loyal and interested fan base, then ticking them off beyond comprehension by running around like a teenager experiencing mid-life crisis.

Yup, Jon has that formula down.

However, Jon has managed to get a couple takers wanting to slate him for Superbowl ad spots, but TLC moved quickly to block those deals from becoming reality. Jon’s shot at Superbowl fame went the way of his Ed Hardy children’s line and TV concept Divorced Dads.

Yesterdays dispositions went without a hitch. Kate Major was able to fill us in on the sad details of Jon’s hopes and dreams to promote motorcycles and stackable furniture, along with the clothing lines. I get the motorcycles, given the “bad boy” image Jon so desperately wants to convey, but why the stackable furniture?

Because nothing says “domestic convenience” like a teenage wannabe d-bag with multiple girlfriends.

BFF Michael Lohan told all in his deposition yesterday, much to the detriment of Jon’s case. He had plenty to tell regarding all the contract-breaching deals he and Jon made over the summer. Lohan himself already has put his money on a different horse, saying that he thought that TLC had a “strong case” and that he “definitely [didn't] think they’ll lose”.

Glad to know Jon has friends standing by him.

RadarOnline.com has obtained a covert, hand-written contract between Gosselin and Kate Major, a former tabloid reporter who he has been rumored to have had an affair with.

The contract reportedly promises Gosselin will hire Major as his personal assistant, paying her a percentage of his “accounts,” with a clause insisting that she not talk about the nature of their relationship.

The newly revealed document will likely become a major factor in a lawsuit filed by TLC, the network which airs Gosselin’s reality show “Jon and Kate Plus 8.” The suit accuses Gosselin for breach of contract and fraud.

The secret contract, dated July 28, 2009, reads: “I, Jon Gosselin, will employ Kate Major as a personal assistant,” pledging to give her “some but not all future accounts.”

Gosselin also wrote that “she will receive a percentage of accounts for payment based upon involvement.” (NY Daily News)

Well, well. No wonder TLC is all up in arms. This most certainly would count as a breach of contract.

Of course he dumped her shortly after she quit.

Kate 2.0 has managed to surface in the ocean of tabloid gossip a few times since her public fling – stretching that 15 minutes of fame as far as it will go. This little event should tack on a few extra  for her.

We will be hearing all three’s depositions on December 10th.

Hooooow?

This makes zero sense. This girl hung out with Jon for one date, a couple dinners, and a sketchy weekend at Jon’s BFF Michael Lohan’s house. We’ve been over this. Nothing new has happened.Why are we talking to this tramp? She was a nobody reporter working for a trashy magazine who was too stupid to keep her job when “conflict” arose after one freakin’ date. What about that combination makes for good interview material?

As if her opinion mattered or was even close to being relevant at this point, she’s hitting the airwaves to tell us she despises Jon, like we didn’t already know. She couldn’t have been doing well in the journalist arena if she had to hack Jon Gosselin of all people to describe her feelings. Poser.

At the end of the interview, Kate is asked whether or not she sees herself as still having a future in journalism. Kate answers with a positive affirmative, but in all honesty, who would want to pick this bimbo up to write for their publication? I mean, really, she just resigned from Star Magazine. That doesn’t exactly set the bar very high.

I don’t mean to get nit picky, but who on earth let her wear that atrocity on national television? Hey Kate, Pollyanna called and said she was missing her dinner blouse.
Ok, I guess I did mean to get a little nit picky.

“I was shocked and said, ‘No, I don’t feel right doing that. What if the kids wake up?’ He was like, ‘They’re not going to notice, they’re not going to see anything.’ He wasn’t nervous about it — I was. Looking back, it was all pretty much sexual. That’s what he had in mind.” (source)

First we had Kate Major proclaiming her undying love for Jon, but now it seems that she has done a 180. After all her talk of falling for him, and even resigning her job for him (obviously a good move on her part), she’s now calling the party-happy father of 8 a “dirtbag”. I guess reality has finally penetrated that romantic and delusional fog Major had wrapped around her empty head. She says that she now realizes he was only in it for the sex. Good one Watson. Took you this long to figure that out?

“I was with the person I was reporting on,” Major said. “He’s the one who actually told me to quit my job. … He told me he was going to Massachusetts to break up with her. I know the truth. He knows the truth. Unfortunately, she did not.”(source)

First it was Kate Major telling it all this past Monday, now Hailey is taking her turn. Next Monday Glassman will be giving an interview to E! News. I’m sure that will be enlightening. I just hope it isn’t as loserish as Kate 2.0’s pathetic sob story. I don’t know if I could stand to hear more whining from yet another one of Jon’s blond bimbos. Who would’ve thought that at this point Hailey would be looking like the classy one?

“It’s been a complete whirlwind, these past two weeks now,” said the 26-year old. “I wake up some days and I think, ‘What was I thinking?’ ” (source)

Turns out Major has contracted to do an epic three night interview with E! News to talk about her “whirlwind relationship” with heartthrob TV dad Jon Gosselin. Catch the last installment tonight at 7:00 EST.

Click the link here for clips from the previous nights’ interviews.